gordon ramsey: is the food good here?
underpaid server:
(bad thing happens)
me: wtf i don’t deserve this
(good thing happens)
me: …
me: wtf i don’t deserve this
why is everyone dying to go to the cemetery????
“bro”
“what bro”
“tell the whole world that we’re bros”
*whispers* “we’re bros”
“why’d you whisper bro?”
“because you’re my whole world bro”
“b r o”
me everyday:
JUST LETTING Y'ALL KNOW WHERE THIS BLOG STANDS.
Reblog every time it hits my Dash
via weheartit
via weheartit
remember when zack and cody entered a parallel universe
and london was smart
and maddie was dumb
and esteban was a woman
so basically they were their stereotypes
ive been annoyed ever since i was born
